OCTOBER JOKES

Q..  What do you call a woman who knows where her husbands is each night ?
A..   Widow
Q..   How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead ?
A..   She unties you.
Q..   How are men and parking spots the same ?
A..   All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Q..  What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubber ?
A..   One's a goodyear; the other's a great year.
Q..  Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan ?
A..   Because every time theystopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Q..  Did you hear Mike Tyson invented a beer ?
A..   It's called nick-a-lobe.
Q..  What's the difference between a ford and a golf ball ?
A..   You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Q..  Did you hear the new penality for speeding in Illinois ?
A..  On the first offense they give you bears tickets, and on the second offense, they make you use them.
Q..  What does OJ have that every man wants ?
A..   Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife.
Q..  Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
A..  He heard the ref was blowing fowls.
Q.. Why did the coach give his football team lighters ?
A..  They kept losing their matches.
Q..  Why is basketball the grossest sport there is ?
A..   Because they dribble all over the court.