Did we REALLY read that sign RIGHT ?

• Toilet out of order.  Please use the floor below.
• In the laudromat :  Automatic washing machines :  please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
• In an office :  Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
• Ater tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
• Outside a secondhand shop :  We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc.  Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain ?
• Notice in health food shop window :  Closed due to illness.
• Spotted in a safari park :  Elephants please stay in your car.
• Seen during a conference :  For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor.
• Notice in a farmer's field :  The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
• Message on a leaflet :  If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
• On a repair shop door :  We can repair anything.  (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work!)