COURT ROOM JOKE

Subject:  Don't mess with a woman who hasn't had any!!!!
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>>> Defense Attorney:  What is your age?
>>> Little Old Woman:  I am 86 years old.
>>> Defense Attorney:  Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
>>> Little Old Woman:  There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
>>> Defense Attorney:  Did you know him?
>>> Little Old Woman:  No, but he sure was friendly.
>>> Defense Attorney:  What happened after he sat down beside you?
>>> Little Old Woman:  He started to rub my thigh.
>>> Defense Attorney:   Did you stop him?
>>> Little Old Woman:   No, I didn't stop him.
>>> Defense Attorney:   Why not?
>>> Little OLd Woman:  It felt good.  Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
>>> Defense Attorney:   What happened next?
>>> Little Old Woman:   He began to rub my breasts.
>>> Defense Attorney:   Did you stop him then?
>>> Little Old Woman:  No, I did not stop him.
>>> Defense Attorney:   Why not?
>>> Little Old Woman:  Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.  I haven't felt that good in years.
>>> Defense Attorney:   What happened next?
>>> Little Old Woman:   Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him,"Take me, young man, Take me!"
>>> Defense Attorney:   Did he take you?
>>> Little Old Woman:  Hell no.  That's when he yelled, "April Fool!"
>>> Defense Attorney:  What did YOU do?
>>> Little Old Woman:  That's when I shot the son of bitch!