Saturday, December 8, 2018

It's a Pun-ny World, Still !

*   What did the man say when the bridge fell on him ?
     The suspension is killing me.

*   Do you have weight loss mantras ?
     Fat chants !

*   My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me.
     Or sew it seams.

*   What is a thesaurus's favorite dessert ?
     Synonym buns.

*   A relief map shows where the restrooms are.

*   How do they figure out the price of hammers ?
     Per pound.

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