Speaking of the English Language.......... It'S Nuts!!

There is no egg in eggplant,
nor ham in hamburger.

Neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in
England or French fries in France.

Sweetmeats are candies
while sweetbreads,
which aren't sweet, are meat.

If the plural of tooth is teeth,
why isn't the plural of booth, beeth?

One goose, 2 geese..............
So one moose, two meese?!

If teachers taught,
why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
what does a humanitarian eat?

In what language do people recite
at a play and play at a recital?

Ship by truck and send cargo on a ship?

Have noses that run and feet that smell?