We searched the blogosphere to find American voices that make us laugh:
Andy Borowitz
"A new social network is about to alter the social - media world, and it's called PhoneBook, a game changer that will leave Facebook and Twitter in the dust. With PhoneBook, you have a book that lists all your friends in the city, plus everyone else who lives there. When you want to chat with a friend, you look him up in PhoneBook, find his phone number, and it connects you directly to him!"
borowitzreport.com
Jennifer Worick
"Increasingly, when I enter someone's home, I'm shoe-horned into a foyer lined with shoes and instructed to add mine to the pile. I get that folks don't want their hardwoods scratched and scuffed. Call me a heel, but I don't want to walk around a party in my socks."
thingsiwanttopunchintheface.blogspot.com
Ree Drummond
"I attended college in Los Angeles and wore black pumps to work every day. I ate sushi and treated myself to pedicures. Then I fell in love with a rugged cattle rancher. Now I live in the middle of nowhere and spend my days wrangling children and washing jeans. I have no idea how I got here....but you know what? I love it. Don't tell anyone."
thepioneerwoman.com
Lenore Skenazy
"The American Academy of Pediatrics wants companies to start labeling hot dogs, carrots, and grapes as choking hazzards. Which, admittedly, they are. And sidewalks are tripping hazards, and puddles are slipping hazards, and trees are bumping-into hazards."
freerangekids.wordpress.com
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