Tuesday, January 19, 2010

TURKEY JOKES

  1. What kind of sound does a space turkey make ? A. Hubble - Hubble - Hubble
  2. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers ? A. The outside
  3. Why did the police arrest the turkey ? A. They suspected it of fowl play.
  4. Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers ? A. To keep his wigwam.
  5. What kind of key doesn't open any doors ? A. Tur-Key.

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