1. Cashtration : The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for
an indefinite period of time.
2. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money
to start with.
3. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
4. Bozone : The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future!
5. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very high.
6. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
7. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
8. Beelzebug : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning
and cannot be cast out.
9. Carepallor : The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
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