Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine calling and hearing the following :
Thank you for calling heaven.
For English press 1
For Spanish press 2
For all other languages press 3
Please select one of the following options :
Press 1 for request
Press 2 for thanksgiving
Press 3 for complaints
Press 4 for all others
I am sorry, all or Angles and Saints are busy helping other sinners right now.
However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please sat on the line.
If you would like to speak to :
God, press 1
Jesus, press 2
Holy Spirit, press 3
To find a loved one who has been assigned to Heaven, press 5 and then enter His Social Security number followed by the pound sign.
(If you receive a negative response, please hang up and dial area code 666.)
For reservations to Heaven, please enter JOHN followed by the numbers 316.
For answers to nagging questions about dinisaurs or life on other planets, please wait until you arrive in Heaven for the specifics.
Our computers show that you have already been prayed for today. Please hang up and call again tomorrow.
The office is now closed for the weekend to observe our religious holiday.
If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact your Pastor.
Thank you and have a heavenly day!
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