STRANGE SIGNS

• In a Paris hotel: Please leave your values at the front desk.
• In an Athens hotel: Vistors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.
• In a health shop window: Closed due to illness.
• At a gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
• In a Barber's Shop: Haircuts half priced today.  Only one per customer.
• On a lift: Please do not use this lift when it's not working.
• In a dress shop: Wedding gear for all occasions.
• Outside a New Mexico dry cleaner: 38 years on the same spot.
• In a jeweller's shop: Our gifts will not last long at these prices.
• Outside a restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.