Hilda: Who serves drinks and snacks on an airplane at Halloween?
Horace: A fright attendant!
Hubert: How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Hannah: Only one, but she changes it into a toad!
Henry: What is a ghost child's favorite story?
Honora: "Ghouldilocks"!
Mary: What do chess players say when starting their game?
Maxwell: "Once a pawn a time....."!
Melvin: What did the tired chess player do?
Marvin: He took a knight off!
Milly: When did the deck of cards need a bandage?
Morris: When it was cut by the dealer!
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