WHAT ABOUT NEW YEAR'S ?

• On New Year's Eve,  the old year ends with people mixing drinks,  and the new year begins with drinks mixing people.
• The best thing to give up in a New Year's resolution is to give up giving up.
• Many a man who celebrates the arrival of the new year should celebrate instead the survival of the old.
• New Year's resolutions should be taken with a grain of salt -- and two aspirins.
• One swallow doesn't make a summer,  but it often breaks a New Year's resolution!