A TRUE LOVE STORY

 >  This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
 >  When she went before the judge in Florida asked her,
      "What did you steal?"
 >  She replied, 'A can of peaches.'
 >  The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of
      peaches.
 >  And she replied that she was hungry.
 >  The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the
      can.
 >  She replied, "6".
 >  The judge said, 'Then I will give you 6 days in jail.'
 >  Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment,
     the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he
     could say something.
 >  The judge said, 'What is it?'
 >  The husband said, "She stole a can of peas too."