George Washington said to his father :
"Dad, if I never tell a lie, how am I
ever gonna be President?"
Abraham Lincoln said :
"A house divided....is a condominium."
James Cagney said to Mickey Mouse :
"You dirty rat !"
Adam said to Eve : "What do you mean
you've got nothing to wear?"
Eve said to Adam: "Does this fig leaf
makes me look fat?"
Sleeping Beauty to the Prince:
"Are you sure all we did was kiss?"
Venus de Milo's mother said :
"You never call me. Can't you pick up
a phone?"
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