Senior Drivers No Longer Need Driver's License

          (Thank you Phil Goldman!)

         
         My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came
         crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly
         lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.

         He said with excitement, "You appear quite elderly to be driving."  "Well, yes, I am," she
         replied proudly.  "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need
         a driver's license anymore."

        "You don't need a driver's license anymore?!!"

        That's right!  The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's
        license.  I told him 'yes' and handed it to him.  He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into  
        pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, "You won't need this anymore." So I thanked him  
        and left!