* What did the man say when the bridge fell on him ?
The suspension is killing me.
* Do you have weight loss mantras ?
Fat chants !
* My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me.
Or sew it seams.
* What is a thesaurus's favorite dessert ?
Synonym buns.
* A relief map shows where the restrooms are.
* How do they figure out the price of hammers ?
Per pound.
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