Atticus: How do alligators make telephone calls?
Angela: They crocodial!
Iris: How do we know the invisible woman has no children?
Irma: Because she's not apparent!
Ingrid: What kind of children would an invisible couple have?
Ian: I don't know, but they wouldn't be much to look at!
Ivan: What does the invisible baby drink in his bottle?
Irene: Evaporated milk!
Camilla: When do candles relax?
Corey: On wickends!
Cecilia: Which would burn longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Christopher: Neither --- candles burn shorter.
Caesar: What did the candle say to the fire?
Chase: "Are you going out tonight?"
Patrick: What do you call a plumber's new assistant?
Paula: A drainee!
Pete: What did the plumber say to his noisy helper?
Patton: "Pipe down!"
Patience: What is a plumber's favorite pair of shoes?
Parker: Clogs!
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