WORDS OF WISDOM

 Before anyone gets married again I want you to read my collection of words of wisdom about matrimony.  You see, I'm smart, I always side stepped their sinster plans for my future.

• Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
• The outcome of most marriages depend on income.
• A smart husband is one who thinks twice before saying nothing.
• Marriages are made in Heaven, so is thunder and lightning.
• Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
• Bumper sticker; " DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH, HE'S MARRIED ".
• I like being married, happiness isn't everything.
• Marriage is an expensive way to get your laundry done free.
• She was the mother of the bride five times and she only has two daughters.
• Never critize your wife's judgement, look who she married.
• Men have their pictures on money, women just want to get their hands on it.