<< TANG SAY :

• Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
• Virginity like bubble; one prick - all gone.
• Man who run in front of car get tired.
• Man who run behind car get exhausted.
• Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
• Foolish man give wife grand piano.  Wise man give wife upright organ.
• Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
• Man with one chopstick go hungry.
• Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
• Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
• Baseball is wrong.  Man with four balls cannot walk!
• Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
• War doesn't determine who's right.  War determines who's left.
• Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
• Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
• Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
• It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
• Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
• Man who sit on tack get point.
• Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
• Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.
• Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
• He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
• Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion.
• Crowed elevator smells different to midget.