A.. Shethought it was diet coke.
Q.. If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have ?
A.. Palm Sunday.
Q.. Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains ?
A.. Because the kids have to play inside.
Q.. What did the baby digital clock say to his mother ?A.. Look ma, no hand.
Q.. What's the real punishment for bigamy ?
A.. More than one mother-in-law.
Q.. What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common ?
A.. In the end, smeone is going to loose a trailer.
Q.. What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision ?
A.. In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck.
Q.. Did you hear about the guy who found out the secret to making women happy ?
A.. No, neither did I.
Q.. What the speed limit of sex ?
A.. Sixty-eight -- at 69, you have to turn around.
Q.. What's the thinnest book in the world ?
A.. "What men know about women."
Q.. How are men and tile alike ?
A.. If you lay them right the first time, you'll be able to walk all over them for the rest of their life!
Q.. Why do men prefer intelligent women ?
A.. Oppisites attract.
Q.. What's the real punishment for bigamy ?
A.. More than one mother-in-law.
Q.. What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common ?
A.. In the end, smeone is going to loose a trailer.
Q.. What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision ?
A.. In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck.
Q.. Did you hear about the guy who found out the secret to making women happy ?
A.. No, neither did I.
Q.. What the speed limit of sex ?
A.. Sixty-eight -- at 69, you have to turn around.
Q.. What's the thinnest book in the world ?
A.. "What men know about women."
Q.. How are men and tile alike ?
A.. If you lay them right the first time, you'll be able to walk all over them for the rest of their life!
Q.. Why do men prefer intelligent women ?
A.. Oppisites attract.
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