- All those who belive in phychokinesis raise my hand.
- Early birds gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
- Ok, so what's the speed of dark ?
- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink ?
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Bacteria are the only culture some people have.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
- Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
- Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
- I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
- Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends ?
- Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
- If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
- When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets lonely.
- Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk ?
- What happens if you get scared to death twice ?
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name ?
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
OH YEA, APRIL FOOL'S !
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