Looking for a job? Make sure your resume is up to snuff. A lot of job seekers don't, and we've pulled together some actual blunders to prove it.
Objective
"To secure a position as a front office".
Employment History
Last job : "Drove a toe truck."
Before that : "Worked in the dessert."
And before that : "Oversaw all new corporate accusations." "Responsibilities included recruiting, interviewing, and executing final candidates."
And before that one : "Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years."
Skills
"Perfectionist with a keen I for details."
"Being bilingual in 3 languages."
"Natural born larder."
References
"Clare."
Compensation
"Current salary : $36,000.
Salary desired : $223,000."
Interests
"I enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians."
"My three biggest hobbies are cars, racquetball, golf, and reading."
"I like doughnuts, cupcakes, chocolate, and ice cream. Together."
"Honestly, I like doing nothing."
Education
"Graduated in 2911."
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