Jesus is Watching You

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.

He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say:
"Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

"Jesus is watching you", the voice again boomed again.  The burglar stopped dead again.  He was
frightened.  Frantically, he looked all around.  In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage
was a parrot.

He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar, breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.  "That's a dumb name for a parrot", sneered the burglar.  "What idiot named
you Clarence?"

The parrot replied, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."