It's a Hoot!

                 Henny Youngman Favorites :

• If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
• My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
• I've got money I'll never need......... If I die by four o' clock.
• I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.  He told me to stop going to those places.
• The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary.
• The man used to go to school with his dog and then they were seperated.  The dog graduated!
• Did you hear about the optician?  Two glasses and he made a spectacle of himself.