Prom Humor

• It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was!
• Chaperones don't enforce morality; they force immorality to be discreet.
• Spring is nature's way of saying "Let's Party!"
• Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
• There's a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good.
• znobody cares if you can't dance well.  Just get up and dance.
• If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late?  Nobody.
• Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.