JOKES FOR October

• My wife, a real estate agent, wrote an ad for a house she was listing.  The house had a second-floor suite that could be accessed using a lift chair that slid along the staircase.  Quickly describing this feature, she inadvertently made it sound even more attractive:  "Mother-in law suite comes with an electric chair."
• My husband and I attended a bridal fair trying to drum up work for his fledgling wedding photography business.  One vendor assumed we were engaged and asked when the big day was.  "Oh, we've been married ten years,"  I said.  "Really?"  she asked.  "But you look so happy."
• M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl    If God had texted the Ten Commandments to Moses:   1. nol b4 me. srsly.