AND TO CELEBRATE THE START OF SCHOOL

• In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.
• A high school is an educational institution full of schoolboys who are sure they know more than their parents.
• The money that is saved on schools this year will be spent on jails ten years later.
• The first time many of us realize that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when we bring home a poor report card.
• Laugh, and the class laughs with you, but you stay after school alone.