A young farm couple, Bubba and Debbie, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Bubba left the house for the fields, they made love. When he came back from the fields, they made love. After supper, they made love and also during the night.
The problem was their nooner: it took Bubba a half hour to walk home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Bubba asked the town doctor what to do.
"Bubba," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the fields with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Debbie's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."
They tried Doc's! advice and it worked well for a while until one day when Bubba came back to the doctor's office. "What's wrong?" asked the doc. "Didn't my idea work?"
"Oh, it worked good," said Bubba. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Debbie'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home again."
"Good, Bubba. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.
"Ah mighta trained her too good. I ain't seen her since huntin' season started!"
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