YOU'D LIKE THE DAY OFF ?

So you want the day off.  Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

• There are 365 days per year available for work.
• There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have two days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.
• Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving 91 days available.
• You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break.  That accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.
• With a one hour lunch period each day, you have already used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.
• You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave.  This leaves you only 20 days available for work.
• We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.
• We generously give you 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only one day available for work and I'll be damed if you're going to take that day off!!!