- Toilet out of order. Please use the floor below.
- In the laudromat : Automatic washing machines : please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
- In an office : Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
- Ater tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
- Outside a secondhand shop : We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain ?
- Notice in health food shop window : Closed due to illness.
- Spotted in a safari park : Elephants please stay in your car.
- Seen during a conference : For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor.
- Notice in a farmer's field : The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
- Message on a leaflet : If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
- On a repair shop door : We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work!)
I have been in retail business for 14 yrs. selling various merchandise mostly in the plumbing, kitchen and bath depts. For 26 yrs. I have worked for the city of phila. there I worked as an office/stock clerk handling various merchandise to repair or replace in the tenants home or apartment. There I retired from my job and before I retired I was considered the no. 1 stock clerk throughout the city. All total I worked for 41 yrs..
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