THE GRAPEVINE

                Musings of a Grown Up

1. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
2. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.
3. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dang it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail.  What did you do after I didn't answer?  Drop the phone and run away?
4. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day.  What a waste.
5. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone book just so I know not to answer when they call.
6. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
7. I disagree with Kay Jewelers.  I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
8. Sometimes I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
9. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring in my groceries.