7 WAYS OF SPEAKING OF NEW YEAR'S

1. The usual way to ring out the New Year is to drink out the old one.
2. On New Year's Eve, the old year ends with people mixing drinks, and theNew Year begins with drinks mixing people!
3. The best thing to give up in a New Year's resolution is to give up giving up.
4. Many a man who celebrates the arrival of the New Year should celebrate instead the survival of the old.
5. New Year's resolutions should be taken with a grain of salt - and two aspirins.
6. On New Year's Eve we first ring out the old, then ring in the new, and finally are ready to be wrung out ourselves.
7. One swallow doesn't make a summer, but it often breaks a New Year's resolution.