JOKE-OLOGY 1 to 20

1. What do you get when you mix beans and onions?   A. Tear Gas
2. Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his corn flakes?A. The police thought it was a cereal killer.
3. What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?A. Beer nuts are $1.39 and deer nuts are under a buck.
4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A. Fsh
5. How do you make a bandstand? A. Take away their chairs.
6. Why didn't Noah go fishing from his ark? A. He only had two worms.
7. Where should the one-legged waitress apply for a job? A. I Hop
8. What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? A. Dam
9. What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? A. Nacho cheese
10. Whats kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay? A. deviled eggs.
11. What is the quiest place in the world? A. the complaint department of the parachute factory.
12. What are three words you never want to hear while making love? A. "honey, I'm home!"
13. What do you call a song you sing in an automobile? A. cartoon
14. Why does a cow need a bell? A. because his horns don't work.
15. What do you call a baby after its six months old? A. seven months old.
16. Did you hear what happened when the blue ship and red ship crashed at sea? A. the survivors were all marooned.
17. What do you call three blonds in a freezer? A. frosted flakes.
18. Whats the difference between a magnet and a politician? A. there's something positive about a magnet.
19. Why did the momma elephant send her baby to the party with a roll of toilet paper? A. she didn't want him to be a party pooper.
20. Why did the turtle cross the road? A. to get to the shell station.