College Student May Have Soiled Pants At Screening Of Paranormal Activity

A sophomore college student may have crapped his pants during a recent screening of low budget blockbuster,paranormal activity. During a particularly intense scene, the student leapt from his seat, felt a distinct loosening of his bowls,and noticed something that he was "Pretty Sure" was not there when he arrived. His girl friend,leaned in to tell her boy friend how intense the last scene was,but instead felt compelled to ask,"Is it just me or does something in this theater smell rancid?" The student,realizing that desperate measures needed to be taken,told his girl friend that it was probably "Burnt Popcorn" but he would go to the lobby to "Speak to the manager".