Who Has The Smartest Dog ?

A group of workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an IBM worker who said his dog could do caloulations. The dog's name was "T-Square" and he told him to go to the blackboard and draw a square,a circle and a triangle, which he did with no sweat. The ford worker said he thought his dog was better. His dog, name "Slide Rule", was told to fetch a dozen cookies and bring them back and divide them into four piles of three each, which slide rule did with no problem. The Telephone Company worker said that that was good, but he felt his dog was better. His dog "Measaure", was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with ease. All three agreed that this was very good, and that all of the dogs were smart. They turned to a Civil Service worker and asked, "What can your dog do?" The Civil Service worker called his dog, "Coffee Break" over and said, "Show the fellows what you can do." Coffee Break went over, ate the cookies, drank the milk, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed for workmen's compensation and left for home on sick leave.