Hide your eyes and count your blessings
Old Bridge, N.J. ------------------------------ An 8-year-old boy fell from a second-story window during a game of hide-and-seek, sending him to a hospital, police said.
The child suffered a head injury and was flown to Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital in New Brunswick, NJ.com reported. His condition was not immediately available, but police said he was expected to survive.
The boy was hiding behind window blinds inside a bathroom at an Old Bridge home, police said.
"His 11-year-old brother went to tag him and pushed a little too hard," a police spokesman said.
The 8-year-old went through the screen and landed on a shingled overhang. He then rolled off and hit the concrete sidewalk headfirst.
'I do' want to get off probation
Austin, Texas --------------------------------- A group that advocated for the seperation of church and state has filed a complaint about a Texas judge who ordered a man to marry his girlfriend as a condition of probation.
The Freedom From Religion Foundation said it filed the complaint against Smith County Court-at-Law Judge Randall Rogers a day earlier with the Texas State Commission on Judicial Conduct in Austin.
Rodgers gave Josten Bundy 30 days to marry 19-year-old Elizabeth James or face 15 days in jail on a guilty plea for misdemeanor assault. Bundy, 21, admitted he punched James' ex-boyfriend twice in the jaw for "saying disrespectful things" about her. Rogers also ordered Bundy to scrawl a Bible verse 25 times daily.
Leaf blower not OK to bring to flick
Newport Beach, Calif. ---------------------- Newport Beach police questioned four people in connection with a scare at a movie theater that occurred when someone started a leaf blower that many mistook for a chainsaw.
The Orange County Register reported that no arrests had been made but the four are cooperating with investigators. Police say they turned themselves in for questioning after surveillance photos were released.
Three people had minor injuries in the panicked rush to get out of the theater during the showing of "The Gift" last weekend. Police responded to multiple 9-1-1 calls.
The suspects fled through an emergency exit.
Young EMT dies while performing CPR
Effort, Pa. ------------------------------------- A Pennsylvania emergency medical technician has died after falling ill while performing CPR at the New Jersey Jaycee Camp, a camp for the developmentally disabled.
Samantha Agins' mother told the Pocono Record the 22-year-old EMT died after suffering a series of strokes while performing CPR on a woman who went into cardiac arrest at the camp in Effort. The woman Agins was trying to help died. Agins died days later at Thomas Jefferson Hospital.
Saturday, August 22, 2015
Don't mess with senior citizens
A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel...
You have to read this hillarious story ----- It will make you laugh out loud ........
When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay --- I didn't even have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." "Well, they are here, and you could have."
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous. "We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here." "But I didn't go to any of those shows." She Pleaded.
"Well, we have them, and you could have." Was the reply.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
You have to read this hillarious story ----- It will make you laugh out loud ........
When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay --- I didn't even have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." "Well, they are here, and you could have."
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous. "We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here." "But I didn't go to any of those shows." She Pleaded.
"Well, we have them, and you could have." Was the reply.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
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