Saturday, November 16, 2013

It's a Ponderment !?!

                 When dog food is new and improved and better tasting, who tests it?

                 Why can't women apply mascara with their mouths closed?

                 Why don't people order a double cheeseburger, double fries, and a diet coke?

                 If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

Funky Facts

                 Unlike most fresh fruits, grapes will not float in jell-o

                 Grapefruit was not named for how it tastes, but for the way it grows ----- in bunches.

                 Champagne actually gets people tipsy faster than other alcoholic beverages because the carbon dioxide bubbles speed the alcohol into the bloodstream.

                  Cashews are not sold in their shells because the oil that surrounds the shell is highly irritating to the skin, and peeling the nuts by hand can cause blisters.

                  By the time a kid graduates high school, he will have eaten 1,500 peanut butter sandwiches.

Sunday, November 3, 2013

The Martians Are Back!

                  An alien attack is on the way.
                  Voice artist Christopher H. Baum has produced a modern adaptation of the infamous "War of the Worlds" broadcast that will debut on Halloween night.
                  The original program, which aired live Oct. 30, 1938, on CBS radio, fooled some listeners, especially those in the vicinity of its faux landing site in Mercer County, who thought it was an actual newscast.
                 Baum said although a strong reaction to his work "would be fun," his 75th-anniversary version isn't intended or expected to cause public alarm.  The new "War of the Worlds" will stream on the website Krypton Radio.com at 10 p.m.
                 An adaptation of the novel by H.G. Wells, the 1938 broadcast was narrated and directed by Orson Welles, who later found stardom in films.  Styled after a traditional radio newscast, it was an episode of the CBS dramatic series "Mercury Theatre on the Air."  The program featured a Martian attack that starts in Grover's Mill, a village in West Windsor, and spreads, calling the New Jersey Militia into action.  In his version, Baum said, the narrative covers a four-day period and primarily takes place at Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst, where military personnel attempt to take control of the situation.
               At the corner of Hartford and Centerton roads, across the street from the Navy installation, a cornfield is used as the fictional location of a secret military base entrance.  A grassy hill in the middle of the farmed land marks the spot.
               The general area also serves as the location for a major battle.  Baum wanted to stay true to the original radio show in keeping the Garden State as the aliens' first target.  "I'm a Jersey boy," he said.  Born in Camden, the thespian grew up in Millville, hearing stories from an aunt about Welles' historic broadcast.  Since starting a voice career several years ago, Baum has worked on re-creating the program with his own spin.
             While the original "War of the Worlds" was presented as a live news broadcast, Baum's program is more of a storytelling version. In his role as a survivor, the artist narrates the saga, often relying on audio clips recorded as a devastating war was being waged to provide first-hand accounts.
              Baum used his Mount Laurel home recording studio to capture the narration and edit together about 56 tracks of sound to create the program.  Although much of it was recorded by actors, the terror in the panic scene is real, culled from recordings of a July Fourth event in Philadelphia.
               In forming his roster of voice performers, Baum cast a wide net.
               "It's a very diverse cast.  It's a microcosm of American society," he said.  "None of us are paid for this (project)."
               The cast ranges in age from 20 to the 60s.   Hailing from across the country, many are accomplished artists.
               He brought most of the 15 cast members in with the aid of modern technology.  He "met" some players through the online community Spoken Layer, an audio-narration service.  The talent includes voice artists Marjorie Kouns, a "Dora the Explorer" performer; Jewel Elizabeth, who appeared on "All My Children" and "Celebrity Apprentice"; and Steve Rimpici, an actor with a long resume of animated films and music videos.

Saturday, November 2, 2013

Kennections

                  All five correct answers have something in common.
                  Can you figure out what it is?

1. What kind of grain is used to make paella, pilaf, and nasi goreng?

2. In October 2013, the Cleveland Browns, for the first time in the team's 67 year history played in jerseys and pants of what color?

3. What nickname did jazz great Edward Kennedy Ellington receive from his childhood friends?

4. Who built Salt Lake City's enormous Lion House in 1856 to accommodate many of his 55 wives and 57 children?

5. What was the original name for the territory that became Washington State, derived from the river that runs south of its border?

Bonus : What's the "Kennection" between all five answers?



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Answers :   1. Rice
                   2. Brown
                   3. Duke
                   4. Brigham Young
                   5. Columbia
                   Bonus : all are universities

F. Y. I.

Monstrous Turn
The Balkans once believed a pumkin or watermelon left outside for too long after picking could turn into a vampire.

Quotable
by  Mason Cooley, American aphorist (1927-2002)
"Clothes make a statement.  Costumes tell a story."

Sickeningly Sweet
A century ago, doctors blamed candy for the spread of polio.

Grisly Accompaniment
Fifteenth-century Romanian ruler Vlad of Wallachia, considered to be the inspiration for Bram Stoker's Dracula, reportedly never ate a meal without Ottoman Turks, impaled on stakes, dying all around him.

Lore Has It
According to superstition, a spider seen on Halloween may be the spirit of a dead loved one.

Haunted Habitats
The Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel is supposedly home to the ghosts of Marilyn Monroe and Montgomery Clift.

The things we lose in gaining an hour

                 Money, Health,and life for starters, studies show.  And in the spring?  Could be worse.
                
                 At 2 a.m. Sunday, by arbitrary human decree, time will stand still for one hour.
                 While this rare interstice of being and nothingness offers great opportunities for philosophical musing ------- Who knows where the time goes?  Does anybody really know what time it is?  And is time really on our side? ----- a price must be paid for messing with the universe.
                 For with this annual lapsing of daylight saving time comes a constellation of ill health effects, from the mildly uncomfortable to the nearly nightmarish.
                 Studies have found that on the Monday after the time changes, more people kill themselves, hurt themselves on the job, and lose money in the stock market.
                 "It's only one hour," said David Dinges, a sleep researcher at the  University of Pennsylvania and editor of the journal Sleep.  "But it's acute."
                The sudden shift of circakian phase disturbs the body's natural rhythms, said Dinges.
                "Our brain contains this old biology that is consistent with the earth," he said, explaining that we are wired to rise with the sun and sleep after dark.  "But the relentless part of our brain keeps pushing us to go everywhere and do everything."
                "Unfortunately, people tend to use that extra hour for waking activity," said Christopher Barnes, assistant professor of management at the University of Washington.
                Barnes' research shows that although people are sensitive to any changes in shut-eye patterns, the effects are worse in spring when the hour is stolen.
                On "Sleepy Monday," the day afteran hour is lost, people suffer more workplace injuries.
                "Mining injuries go up by almost 6 percent and the severity of injuries go up by 60 percent," he said.  Other studies show that after clock changes, traffic accidents increase and people are more prone to heart attacks.
                Furthermore, Barnes said, workers who manage to reach the office alive and well are more likely to waste time "cyber-loafing."
                For decades, research consistently has found that traffic accidents increase after the clocks spring forward.  There is some disagreement, however, about the fender-bending effects of gaining the extra hour in the fall.
               One study looking at alcohol-related fatal traffic crashes in New Mexico found a significant increase not only on the Monday after, but for the entire week after the changes to and from daylight saving time.
               Others have detected a brighter side, so to speak, and contended that there are fewer car accidents when people get back on the road after the clock returns to standard time.
               Stanley Coren, a psychologist at the University of British Columbia, found that while traffic accidents rose 8 percent the day after daylight saving time went into effect it dropped by the same percent the day after it ends.
               Several researchers have concluded that the biannual switch flipping of time creates mass "sleep desynchronosis."
              Studies of airline pilots show, "that even one hour of jet lag impairs hand-eye coordination, cognitive ability, and memory," said Mark Kamstra of York University in Toronto.  "And daylight saving time effectively puts most of the continent on jet lag."
               When Benjamin Franklin first conceived of daylight saving to conserve energy, he could not have dreamed of the high-tech fallout.  Every time the clocks change, medical devices, such as pacemakers and defibrillators with sleep modes and glucose monitors for diabetics, have to be adjusted.
               Aside from the losses in productivity, the medical costs and damaged machinery, the national wrinkle in time inflicts another weird economic wound.
              With the caveat that, "it is difficult to ferret out these things directly," Kamstra said, "but on the Monday following the daylight saving time changes, the stock market shows lower than average returns."
              In a 2000 study in the American Economic Review, Kamstra and his colleagues reported that the Monday after losing and gaining that precious hour, stocks drop about half a percent.  "Which is a pretty big number for a single day," he said, reporting that the losses amount to about $30 billion.
              Kamstra said his is not to reason why, but he is willing to venture a guess.
              "Think of any weekend when you really disturb your sleep patterns," he said.  "People emotionally are less inclined to take risks.........you're basically just a little more wobbly."
              His work has been challenged, he said.   "It's statistics.  People are skeptical."
              Still, he and his wife, Lisa Kramer, who co-authored the study, have so much faith in the study, that they staked (part) of their own fortune on it.
              "We have traded on that Monday," Kamstra said.   "And two out of three times, we made money."